Shedding Some Light

There’s Medicine for That
My sister is a kindergarten teacher in Kentucky. She sent me this text: “Best child quote of the day. After running around during recess, my student puts his hand on his belly and says, ‘I feel obnoxious!'”

Kathryn Gritts
St. Louis, Mo.

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When our four-year-old son, who is now an employed adult, saw a bird outside the window, he commented to us, “I wish I were a bird with wings so I could fly up to heaven and talk to Jesus.” We asked him what he would say to Jesus if he were a bird and could talk to Him. His reply was simple and caught us off-guard: “Tweet, tweet.”

Carmen and William Wolfram
Seward, Neb.